i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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