I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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