You made me cry and you don't even care
there's paper in my vomit.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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