those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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