Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
smell my finger.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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