that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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