if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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