I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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