rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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