People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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