Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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