im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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