I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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