Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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