At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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