Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
