Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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