I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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