Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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