yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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