you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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