That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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