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As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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