i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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