He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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