On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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