apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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