windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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