Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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