Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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