he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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