i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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