I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
did you just send me my own nude
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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