Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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