yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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