Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
40s are totally the cure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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