Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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