Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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