like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Is it penis luge time yet?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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