Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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