If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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