i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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