:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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