Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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