I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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