Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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