There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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