And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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