hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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