DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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