Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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