break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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