Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
