I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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