ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Can I color on your dick again?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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