dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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