Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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